A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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