In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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