You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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