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There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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