awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
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