hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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