what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Randomize
