If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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