she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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