I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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