Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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