Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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