The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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