I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Church boner. Awkwardddd
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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