i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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