the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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