I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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