Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I don't think brook has ever known best
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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