She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
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