if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
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