i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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