You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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