Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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