A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
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