Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
im on a boat
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