do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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