i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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