Buhtt sex?
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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