Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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