so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
The Olympian is in my bed
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
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