she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
She tied me up with her honor cords...
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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