I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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