I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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