I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
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