She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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