You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
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