I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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