I don't think brook has ever known best
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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