Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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