Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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