i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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