Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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