do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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