the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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