The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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