Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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