she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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