just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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