yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
You were trust falling into bushes
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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