Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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